99 Problems

She’s got 99 problems and zero apologies. That necklace ain’t just a flex—it’s a full-blown manifesto. She’s drama-proof, chaos-certified, and emotionally unavailable in six languages. Try to be her solution? You’ll end up problem #100.

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Toxica: This necklace is 18K Gold PVD plated.

You: So what?

Toxica: So what? Well, the fucking thing is tarnish resistant, waterproof, rust-resistant & allergy - friendly, okay? Happy now, bitch? Geez! You are so fucking tense. Go have a Tequila shot, will ya? Or get laid. Do something!  

Toxica – Jewellery that speaks for you when you couldn’t be bothered to.

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